My Dog Loves Me

Death, taxes, and I'm a goofball....: )

I got a letter in my email
was from my online friend, Michelle
she told me all about her life
it's turned around, there's much less strife
she'd found some guy who provides support
asked if I had any news to report
well Chelle I've got no lady, you see
but it's ok, cause my dog loves me

Now Pepper she loves me without condition
she doesn't bitch cause I lack ambition
she lays against me as I sleep
not in THAT way, you perverted creep!
she walks with me with each new morning
if trouble comes, she barks out a warning
while Iams costs money, the food ain't free
it's so ok, cause my dog loves me

one day again I may find love
a gal to be my turtle dove
one who'll fill my dreams and wishes
who'll mow my lawn and do my dishes
but without a woman, i've never wept
because I've got my faithful Pep
who doesn't mind that I'm leisurely
my life is great cause my dog loves me