The AARP AGE

I was on the phone with a friend of mine who recently turned 50...She was telling me about all of the AARP related mail that she was receiving and I was rolling laughing....She inspired what follows..

As we get older
closer to playing harp
we're contacted at 50
by entity called AARP

the discounts they offer
can be good as gold
the downside to this
is that you're getting old!

some women take issue
in fact they will scoff
at admitting they're 50
to get 20 cents off!

and to question hearing
is going too far
if healthy no need for
a hearing seminar

so ladies ignore the
notices you receive
bask in advanced youth
you look great, I believe

there's no need to complain
and there's no need to carp
toss notices in the trash
you are too young for AARP...

Angel From Indiana

tried the distancing thing
a time or two
cause it pains me so
the strain I cause you
but it's always the same
found out no matter who
the simple truth is
that she'll never be you

the day that I met you
sitting here at my perch
I realized that an angel
had  fallen to Earth
your outer beauty
matches beauty within
just thinking of you
causes my head to spin

you say that I'm biased
well that might be true
cause in my book no one
holds a candle to you
my feelings I write
my words I have spoken
just feel after you
that the mold was broken

In the next life you stated
you would look everywhere
in attempt to find me
you know I'll fire flares
when I read that text
what a sight for my eyes
such a romantic notion
my heart fluttered inside

so do what you must
cause it might ease your pain
just know on my end
baby, nothing will change
I'll adore you till times end
over you I'm bananas
there's no other like you
Angel from Indiana.....