The AARP AGE

I was on the phone with a friend of mine who recently turned 50...She was telling me about all of the AARP related mail that she was receiving and I was rolling laughing....She inspired what follows..

As we get older
closer to playing harp
we're contacted at 50
by entity called AARP

the discounts they offer
can be good as gold
the downside to this
is that you're getting old!

some women take issue
in fact they will scoff
at admitting they're 50
to get 20 cents off!

and to question hearing
is going too far
if healthy no need for
a hearing seminar

so ladies ignore the
notices you receive
bask in advanced youth
you look great, I believe

there's no need to complain
and there's no need to carp
toss notices in the trash
you are too young for AARP...