A Sound of Music Moment

Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"....with apologies to Julie Andrews..



Wheelchairs and meds that help me achieve wood

pills folks profess will make my sex life good

vacation offers and a Sears sale

these are the things I get in my email



acts that will soon take the stage at the Fraze

bring back memories of old bygone days

concerts outside hope the weather's not hot

I'll sit close enough to see liver spots



notes from the cam girls trying to entice me

females on Yahoo get naked for free

mailbox is flooded with some porn invites

I feel no need to revisit those sites



when I log on

to my email

before I've read half

I find myself rolling at things found within

and then I begin, to laugh...